KALE AS A CONDIMENT?
THAT'S DISTURBING!

Yes it is — disturbingly delicious! Kalechup is our flagship product —a delicious, highly versatile savory kale sauce that makes everything taste better! Flavors include Classic, Habanero and Applewood Smoked.

VEGAN, FAT FREE, NO ADDED SUGAR

THE FUTURE OF CONDIMENTS IS HERE... UM, TODAY.

Traditional condiments, sauces, dips and toppings are way sweeter, saltier and fattier then they really need to be. We wondered why, and decided we could do better.

 

We deconstructed our favorites and reimagined them using super-healthy superfoods, fruit, spices and aromatics, and we greatly reduced or eliminated salt, sugar, carbs and fat. 

 

Thus we offer to you, dear consumer of ketchups, BBQ, steak and hot sauces, relishes, mustards, mayonnaises, aiolis and quesos, an entire family of super delicious, post modern, new American condiments, sauces, toppings and dips that manifest the spirit of the original (some more so than others -- whilst we consider ourselves nontraditional traditionalists we also dabble in being nontraditional non-traditionalists) while embracing being as good for you as possible. 

All our products are produced in our facility where we do not allow tree nuts, peanuts, wheat, soy, dairy, animal meat or animal juice. Just fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices and liquid ingredients, either fresh, shelf stable, frozen, dried, aseptic, distilled or fermented.

455 H South Maple Avenue, Falls Church VA 22046

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WHAT'S COOKING IN THE FOOD LAB?

Vegan Pate

CODE NAME:
Plante Pâté

PUMPKIN SAUCES

LOVE 'EM OR HATE 'EM!